That is - A New Year
I hate reading about people's New Year's Resolutions. People are ful of crap, including myself, for think you will stick with it for more than a couple of weeks. I don't feel like feeling like I have failed again!
I won't subject you to my ramblings about this, what I will do though, is talk about some thing I will do differently this year and you can watch me fail at each one of them...
- I will shave more than once every 3 months.
- I will not taunt my pets.
- I will not commit myself to a mental institute.
- I will stick to my prescribed meds.
- I will let my voicemail answer call's from family members who I don't care to talk to at that moment.
- I will punch that asshole in the face if he tells me that my car sucks again.
- I will take irons out of my fire and focus on just a few less things.
- I will not eat three fat burgers a day.
- I will drink less than I drink now (big improvement.)
- I will be nice to people I trouble shoot over the phone.
- With that, I will actually answer the phone.
- I will share my every move so you can see how pathetic I really am, and I will not hold back!
